Everything But The Bartender Batch
A crowd-pleasing frozen cocktail that combines multiple spirits and tropical flavors for the ultimate party drink. This kitchen-sink approach creates a balanced, fruity cocktail that tastes like vacation in a glass.

π§ Frozen Batch Metrics
Verify with a refractometer βAlcohol will affect the freezing temperature. The more alcohol in the recipe, the longer it will take to freeze, and may change the end result. Always pre-chill the batch ahead of time.
This is an estimate. Always verify with a refractometer before pouring into your machine.
π Ingredients
Current batch: 1 gal
Makes approximately: 1 gal
- 1 cupTequila silverBuy
- 1 cupTriple secBuy
- 1 cupCoconut rumBuy
- 2 cupsOrange juiceBuy
- 1.5 cupsCranberry juiceBuy
- 1 cupFresh lime juiceBuy
- 1.5 cupsSimple syrupBuy
π¨βπ³ Instructions
- 1
In a large batch container, combine all spirits: light rum, vodka, tequila, triple sec, and coconut rum
- 2
Add all fruit juices: pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, and fresh lime juice
- 3
Stir in simple syrup until fully incorporated
- 4
Mix thoroughly and taste for balance, adjusting sweetness if needed
- 5
Chill mixture completely before adding to frozen drink machine
- 6
Store covered in refrigerator for up to 3 days before serving
π‘ Batch Notes
This recipe creates a balanced tropical punch with multiple spirits. The high juice content and added simple syrup ensure proper Brix levels for frozen service. Mix can be prepared 24 hours ahead for best flavor integration.
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